that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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