I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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