I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Holy sore nipples Batman
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
