its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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