Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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