So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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