Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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