I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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