Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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