did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
That's intense
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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