So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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