But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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