I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm both gender and math confused
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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