Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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