office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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