Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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