"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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