you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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