We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
