why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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