i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i now understand why vodka
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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