Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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