he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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