I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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