atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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