she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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