He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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