Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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