i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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