yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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