Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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