Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
