Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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