real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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