If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
