butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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