You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
