why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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