quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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