She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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