just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my poor anus
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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