dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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