i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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