He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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