come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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