The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
