yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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