i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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