i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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