I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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