What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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