fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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