Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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