I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It was confusing and full of hummus
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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