seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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