i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
