38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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