i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
