how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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