i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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