I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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