Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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