To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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